Phew!

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Before marriage.....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage....

Simply read from bottom to top.

PS, Im feeling too sleepy but thought id share this with you. Its just so funny and well somewhat true! hehe.

Birthday Girls

Whoa! Longtime no update! I know, I have been busy, umm, really busy! So today is the 8th birthday of my one and only kiddy Sissy Muntha, and the 1st birthday of my one and only niece Al! A very happy birthday to both of u!

Its just so funny when two people from the same family is born on the same date! And 9th sept was the twins birthday!, They had a party at Food court and on that night, something funny happened. I came from tution by 9:30, and our family was going to the party. So we called for 2 cabs, and one came really soon, so mom, muntha and thittha went in that! So me, Thuttha n thas were waiting for our cab, and it came exactly 10 mins late! sheesh! Ans so we just got on it and told the driver to go to Food court. he asked where it was? We said we donno! He asked why are coming in the cab to go places where w e dont know? Damn!

I was really surprised and a bit angry. I mean we called a cab cox we donno how to go! And we were paying him, thats what matters right? I dont understand these crazy damn bloody people!

Any ways, that night went really great, except the fact that ninni made me and thuttha play "Ring a Ring a Roses" with her thrice, infront of everyone! Duh!^.^

PS, I wanted to put a pic of muntha, but she didnt quite like the idea, so thats a girl who looks like her minus the specs!

Men Are Everywhere!

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Believe it or not! Men are Everywhere!

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has Male in it;

She has He in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now!

I never looked at it this way before:

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

Menopause

AND ..

When we have REAL trouble, it's a

HISterectomy.

Sheesh! It's just so true and funny! hehe. Anyways, Umm, Ramazan is going pretty well and yeah its great! This has by far been the best mid sem break ever! A movie a day makes the day go away soon! hehe, So far so good. And I miss all u school buddies, Naxx, Riff, Vishah, and of course Gigaflare! :P, Umm, just can't wait to see u all again!

So I saw this film "U, Me aur hum" yeasterday and umm, Kajol had a book there called "Book of possibilities" and it's just so cool. She puts pictures about what she want and how she want and well, as always in a film, it comes true. I was wondering if it could come true in real life! I donno, may be! hehe.

Ramazan Mubarik!

Ramazan Mubarik to all fellow bloggers, friends and blah blahs. And happy holidays too!

I wanna sharee this song (7 things by Miley Cyrus) with you all.

And here's da lyrics

I probably shouldn't say this

But at times I get so scared

When I think about the previous

Relationship we've shared

It was awesome but we lost it

It's not possible for me not to care

Now we're standing in the rain

But nothin's ever gonna change until you hear, my dear

Chorus

The 7 things I hate about you

The 7 things I hate about you

You're vain, your games, you're insecure

You love me, you like her

You make me laugh, you make me cry

I don't know which side to buy

Your friends they're jerks

And when you act like them, just know it hurts

I wanna be with the one I know

And 7th thing I hate the most that you do

You make me love you

It's awkward and it's silent

As I wait for you to say

What I need to hear now

Your sincere apology

And when you mean it, I'll believe it

If you text it, I'll delete it

Let's be clear I'm not coming back

You're taking 7 steps here

Chorus

The 7 things I hate about you

The 7 things I hate about you

You're vain, your games, you're insecure

You love me, you like her

You make me laugh, you make me cry

I don't know which side to buy

Your friends they're jerks

And when you act like them, just know it hurts

I wanna be with the one I know

And 7th thing I hate the most that you do

You make me love you

Compared to all the great things

That would take too long to write

I probably should mention The 7 that I like

The 7 things I like about you

You hair, your eyes, your old levi's

And when we kiss, I'm hypnotized

You make me laugh, you make me cry

But I guess that's both I'll have to buy

Your hand in mine When we're intertwined everything's alright

I wanna be with the one I know

And the 7th thing I like the most that you do

You make me love you

PS A friend of mine gave me a Hannah Montana top. Wow, I just coulnt believe. I looove HM,since it's Miley's own brand.Umm, that's it for now! Happy ramazan once again!