Business Studies is not boring!!!

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I just wanted to explain a few business terms for all da ppl doing the business exam this October. Hope this helps!... =P

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich.

"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and

pointing at you says: "He's very rich.

"Marry him." -That's Advertising..."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and get her telephone number. The next day, you

call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.

"Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up

and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour

her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks

up to you and says:"You are very rich!

"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you

a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she

introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say anything, another person come

and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she

goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your

wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

Hehe... So the exams have started. Listening is already over and dont ask about it!!! Went totally bad... Duh... Anyways... Today I have speaking exam... and i gotta speak with Boila... I just hope he shows up for the exam unlike the last time... and ... err... yeah... Last night was the so called oath taking and it turned out pretty well... I had so much fun... And Good luck everyone for the exams... =)